Another exciting Friday night in Michigan
Hello everyone. I’d like to start by saying that I’m quite pleased to be invited to participate in this project and hope we’ll all be life-long internet best friends.
I’m Jess’ friend, Rachel. Jess and I lived together in AmeriCorps and we spent absurd amounts of time together in New York City.
Now I live in Ypsilanti, Michigan. I’m getting my M.A. in Children’s Lit (No, I don’t want to teach or write children’s books. I just needed something to do for two years) and I teach Writing Composition at Eastern Michigan University. Despite the fact that I teach writing and grade papers I still have no idea where to place a comma. Don’t tell my students.
I live in an apartment with paper thin walls. My neighbor recently got a new girlfriend and I can hear their wild, monkey-sex goings on at top volume. I’m impressed with his stamina.
None of that was terribly interesting, but I bet this is: My face is on a thong! So for just $9.99, you can have my head buried in your crotch any time of day or night. That’s a bargain, people. (Normally you’d have to buy me dinner first.)
Happy blogging!
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You fail to mention the ever-important detail that it is in fact your zombie likeness on said thong. I’m sure there’s a story here, but it’s probably less exciting than I’d like it to be.
Hi Rachel. You came to a BBQ on my roof once ages ago. Goodtimes.
Comment by Nate — March 12, 2007 @ 11:41 am
Nate raises an interesting point. I don’t really explain why I’m all zombied out on a pair of underwear. A friend of mine in the Creative Writing department created a website called The Zombie Translator (people.emich.edu/jbiando). It’s an interesting website featuring me as said zombie, some existential 9-11 calls, and a film that was shot in my creepy basement. He does cool things with multi-media. It’s worth checking out. Anyway, the thong is part of our merchandising campaign to raise awareness of The Institute for Human Persistence; a group formed to defend against the inevitable encroaching zombie hordes. We need funding.
And, hi Nate! I totally remember you and your rooftop BBQ. In fact, somewhere there exists a picture of me on your roof, looking pensively out over Brooklyn. It’s going to be the author photo on my first book, so thanks for that!
Comment by Rachel — March 12, 2007 @ 3:54 pm