{"id":14,"date":"2007-03-09T19:12:54","date_gmt":"2007-03-10T03:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jethica.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/09\/another-exciting-friday-night-in-michigan\/"},"modified":"2007-03-13T07:00:19","modified_gmt":"2007-03-13T15:00:19","slug":"another-exciting-friday-night-in-michigan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jethica.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/09\/another-exciting-friday-night-in-michigan\/","title":{"rendered":"Another exciting Friday night in Michigan"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello everyone. I’d like to start by saying that I’m quite pleased to be invited to participate in this project and hope we’ll all be life-long internet best friends.<\/p>\n

I’m Jess’ friend, Rachel. Jess and I lived together in AmeriCorps and we spent absurd amounts of time together in New York City.<\/p>\n

Now I live in Ypsilanti, Michigan. I’m getting my M.A. in Children’s Lit (No, I don’t want to teach or write children’s books. I just needed something to do for two years) and I teach Writing Composition at Eastern Michigan University. Despite the fact that I teach writing and grade papers I still have no idea where to place a comma. Don’t tell my students.<\/p>\n

I live in an apartment with paper thin walls. My neighbor recently got a new girlfriend and I can hear their wild, monkey-sex goings on at top volume. I’m impressed with his stamina.<\/p>\n

None of that was terribly interesting, but I bet this is: My face is on a thong! <\/a> So for just $9.99, you can have my head buried in your crotch any time of day or night. That’s a bargain, people. (Normally you’d have to buy me dinner first.)<\/p>\n

Happy blogging!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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